Bigbird is at the bar Im at. whats her name
Just spent the rest of my time at that bar trying to keep a probs underage closet gay from touching my kitten to prove he still likes girls.
everything was going good until you started showing off the pictures of poop you took with your phone
I can't wait to see her breast feed this thing
When I stretch out her lips her vagina looks like a dolphin...this birthmark is awesome
It's my diet secret . . . it's like slimfast but I call it cockfast instead.
dude that bald bouncer just did a body shot off of brian and then kicked us out for trying to charge him for it
And by hung out you mean you were in my bed for 5 minutes while your penis was in my mouth.
I had to brake up with him.
In my experience drinking helps.
You dont want to know why?
Not really. I want to drink.
Just whatever you do please don't lick his face again.
The cab driver was nice enough to let you finish your beer in the car, but you crossed the line when you started to pee in the empty bottle
some kid lit a j in the bar tonight. i was in awe of both his boldness and the severe beatdown he received moments later
Me too like the fact they didn't arrest me wants to send them an edible arrangement
I wonder if Paul and Andy realize how lucky that they are that we're too lazy to start fucking other dudes so we just stick with them
Ps can u get with my cousin? He's a freshman at uconn and he's very attractive but like were related....
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