No I'm not okay I had a crush on the singer of Tokio Hotel for four months and now you tell me he's a dude?
glow-in-the-dark stars on his ceiling from '98 totally make blowing him more romantic.
I think it was our ex-neighbor Mike. He leaves Taco Bell outside our door a lot
He'll drop off his extra tacos at our place bc he's super high when he orders & can't eat them all
What can I say, he stumbled upon the key to my heart: orgasms and mac 'n cheese.
You try staying up all night fucking a guy with a curved dick and see how much you want to go out after that.
Too lazy to make dinner. Had chocolate and scotch instead. Check in with me in a half hour.
I woke up to find his roommate face down on the couch with no pants on, with a sticky note that said "was lost but now am found"
Tommorow.Eggs Benedict and surprise blowjob day
I'm pretty sure "tag teaming" and "looking for stability" are not synonymous.
Not yet.
I bought a box of wine on my way home. I figured if I’m going to be broke during the holidays, I might as well be able to drink about it.
I keep worrying the police are going to come looking for us.
For which one? Starting a fire on my porch or having sex on my porch?
Now just crop his dad out and add it to the spank bank.
I'm seriously scared right now. Woke up next to 3 geese and a lot of feathers ..
If by science you mean beer then YES!!!!
You know when you're a kid and you play at the pool until you passed out? It was like that except instead of playing it was sex.
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