North Korea, Best Korea!
There's a fat drunk walrus bitch here next to me and shes already puked and now falling on herself
OH FUCK NOW HER BOYFRIEND IS MAKING OUT WITH HER VOMIT HOLE
Sounds like a good blink 182 concert...
If he doesn't notice me by the next party, i'm just gonna go up to him and pll his pants down and blow him.
Sounds like a plan.
I felt like I was in a real life creepy Myspace message. "girl u cute" ... "girl u got a really nice smile"
his semen tasted like maple syrup. no wonder fat girls always wanna fuck him.
Just to clear things up. I did not walk in on him jacking off to your facebook profile.
No. No. And hell no. If you are driving a Honda Fit you are not allowed to give me a dirty look. No.
I'm taking stock of m life as of right now and my Friday night plans are to drink a 30 rack by myself so I can have a tv stand when it is finished
I specialize in how to hang out and party with randoms after you've hooked up with them. Not in feelings.
What the hell man, you basically stole my girlfriend with a bucket of KFC.
Life is when you're laying naked in bed, eating Double Stuff Oreos with your boyfriend, blazed as fuck. Happy 4/20.
Tackling and headbutting friends, running away and hiding from everyone, attempting to streak across campus, and then waking up with no sign of a hangover... happy 21 to me
He left cushions on my floor, chocolate on my bra and unexplained scratches on my thighs. I think this one might get a second date.
yeah i ran into him at the bar at 11pm. he started talking about engineering and the next thing i know it's 4am and i'm naked on top of him.
A massage should never include spaghetti sauce. shit was fucked up
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