im as drunk as the barefoot contessa. GET TO MY LEVEL
dude. stop pregaming the food network.
dude, my own friends sent me home from a party last night. real cool assholes. real cool
At the hair cuttery. A father here with his daughter just answered his phone "ken's whorehouse"...Now I remember why I used to pay more for haircuts.
why is pumping your own stomach in your searches on youtube?
Also pencil in smooth jazz and illegal activities. The usual.
I chugged a beer while I was riding him and he told me it was the sexiest thing he has ever seen. this guy knows class when he sees it.
Boobs speak an international language.
Okay I shall begin. Thank you Swedish chef
Hurrfy smmurdshy burrfst!
That is the exact response I was looking for.
I'm a terrible friend...i should have come right over instead of having sex for an hour and a half. :/ want anything from burger king?
Han Solo would be ashamed of me.
I'm seeing double so when I get home can we have a threesome?
I did my patriotic duty. I woke up next to a veteran this morning.
I just want to return to LA when the weed and dick is plentiful.
If it exists, I've probably pregamed it.
I know you won't see this for awhile, but I had to tell somebody, and you're like the only person who won't judge me for having an accidental erotic encounter with General Tso's chicken.
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