took him home. told him i would rock his world. passed out. a for effort f for follow thru
it wasn't the penis i had been hoping for.....but i took it regardless.
I can do it, this is my punishment and I will accept it, plus id like to see the look on peoples faces when I throw up on them
Can't a girl send out a 4 pm booty call anymore
Apparently unused tampons can also double as things to bite down on during public sex to prevent screaming...
When I said to shut up, I meant it. I'm sorry you have a bald spot now, but it was necessary.
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
please come upstairs a drunk asian is lying down n the middle of my room and i don't know him
He's practically not my boyfriend anymore. So let's go get some glitter, balloons, alcohol and forget this night ever happened.
all i know is there's a picture on my phone of him wearing my purple sweatpants and licking the bottom of my foot.
my ex's current girlfriend held my hair as I threw up. new low.
i liked you for your lack of ambition and abundance of weed
How bad was it?
Stopped drinking Sunday, hungover on Tuesday bad.
My v day was great. There's a cum stain in the shape of a handprint on my sheets
I just feel like if we dated, he'd just be crying the entire relationship
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