My penis looks like a roll of pennies
Oh. Ok. I get the hint.
Like a roll of pennies where the paper got wet & then dried all wrinkly and weird...
I think I'm maturing; i was gonna watch porn and then take a nap but i motivated myself to put my laundry in first.
you'd think with how big her nose is she'd have a better smelling pussy..
just had sex in his gielfriend's bed, and puked all over it. i need to get out of here.
Corey Haim died. 80's me is so sad
I traded my shirt for vodka. I wonder if my parents can pinpoint where they went wrong raising me.
i feel like the 7 eleven by your house knows our deepest, darkest secrets
That penis will go down in history. It's the Helen of Troy of dicks. I will conquer it and the tale will live on for future generations to learn from
Dedicating my hangover to whoever the hell I hooked up with in the bathroom last night.
just kidding, dedicating it to the gods of mexican food. omnomnom
There should be a company that sends nadgrams. They're like candy grams except the recipient gets kicked in the balls.
Yes ma'am.Im also looking at my collection of penis pictures in my email playing "who;s penis is that"?
I was thinking about the biological process causing me to puke while I was puking. THAT'S how much I'd been studying.
The sex was so boring I heard the people having sex next door and I wanted to stop just to listen
Ive seen a birth plenty of times, pretty awesome like a bear trying to climb out of a volkswagon.
Pooping to opera.
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