im naked on webcam to her boyfriend, but im playing neopets at the same time, so its all evened out
Dude you spent the last hour of the night in the bathroom crying, asking someone why you will never be as smart as Mr.Feeney from boy meets world.
he peed everywhere. it's like having a puppy.
i think i can safely say that is the weirdest thing you've ever propositioned me with. so obviously my answer is yes.
Held my professor's hair back while she was puking. I'd better get an A out of this or else the pics are going on Facebook.
Get in the lobby, you have to sign my boxers
It was pathetic and I was covered in butter
Our innocent game of 'Duck, duck, booze.' ended up not being so innocent
I come back upstairs and there he was sitting in a speedo. He handed me a blanket and said "let's cuddle" how is this real life?
You definitely in your drunken state were really concerned you would forget to buy milk today
Half of my brain feels like I donated it to science and they basically just poured jack Daniels on it and put out cigarettes into it before returning it to my skull
I just had the weirdest moment. Made eye contact at the bar with a girl who has seen my vagina.
Please make sure you have solid number of friends around you that wouldn't be afraid to break a bottle and stab someone. If you're planning on drinking all of that, you're going to need a safety net.
Well, he didn't buy me a birthday present but he sure did give me chlamydia so there's that.
Vulcans are sexy now IT HAS BEEN WAY TOO LONG SINCE I'VE GOTTEN LAID
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