I can actually hear my brain cells scream as they die when she speaks.
You know i think she's just using me for sex
I hate you.
we've had sex 4 times and he still refers to me as 'the chick in my chem class'
My mom woke me up in a bubble bath this morning.
Just curious... Do you still have the cocks bracelet? You know, the one we pass around to whoevers been the biggest slut recently?
I JUST REALIZED HOW SOFT YOUR TABLE IS! and I also just started rolling
It's never too late to be topless.
Get dressed, I have 50$ and you need a new beer pong table since we threw yours off the 8th floor last night.
Im drinking in homer but I guess Egan got arrestest on an "assault by water ballon" charge but tom actually threw the water balloon in question at the bartender.
I'm not sure how many more innuendos I can slip into this fucking conversation before I just blatantly say "I want to fuck you."
i swear i just dislocated a hip staying still
You fell asleep standing up against the shower wall
I wouldn't call us friends exactly. Honestly I just hang out with him so I can hit on his girlfriend. They won't last long, and I'll be there to pick up the scraps
Well, I sent nudes with an Elmo t shirt on the floor... so there's that.
We're in an alley with a psychic wizard, shes reading our palms
Randomize
