It was like doing yoga with his dick in me
I just threw up a christmastime peep. I am literally already sick of the holidays.
True. She actually gives a fuck. A quality looked down upon if she wants to be one of us
His dick looked like E.T.'s finger. It scared me.
He fell off the roof... he clearly has not been preparing for summer.
Nope she woke up in a hotel room alone on 55th street. A guy in a lamborgini gave her a ride this morning. She was walking barefoot home
Just used my boobs as a ramp to guide ramen into my mouth.
I woke up to him pissing in their fireplace with fairy wings on.
don't get you morals all over my torrid fantasties
Night just started and I've already seen a woman headbutt a brick wall. Unintentionally. Epic to say the least
I just had to beg some random guy to help me climb through your porch window since the door was locked. FYI...i hear you having sex in there. You could of at least taken a break to unlock the damn door. WTF!!!
My mom just said we can't get married in nude body suits to look like earthworms. She's ruining my life.
if you were broke and planning on using koolaid as a tequila chaser which flavor would you pick?
I know... It's stupid... It's like, I have sex with his brother and bestfriend ONE time....
Lol. I liked you the most when we were banging random girls and trying to tag team everything. You were happier then.
Randomize
