I feel like Captain Blackout doesn't do her justice. Brigadier General Blackout is much better.
I just saw the preacher from the church I grew up in while I was buying condoms at the drugstore... he remembered me.
if i remember New Year's Eve then there is something seriously wrong.
After waking up today, I would like to find the Jesus preachers on campus to ask for help in asking for forgiveness to God.
Every time I hit my bowl my neighbors set off fireworks... I stop, they stop. I start again, they start again. Too high for this.
just threw up on dog. broke microwave with cheese and spoon. having a bath with my barbies singing final countdown.
before you ask yes i found the absinthe under your bed. ITS THE FINAL COUNTDOWWWWNNNNNN
Your penis has nothing to do with my throat infection, sorry...
Oh just chilling alone with a stranger baby while everyone else clambakes the bathroom. Probation is the reason there is bad things in the world.
my vagradar is going off.. it smells a soldier
You want to complain about your sex life to me? Right now mine consists of trying to masturbate lightly enough not to wake her up with bed shakes. Go. Fuck. Yourself.
Found your counterpart from cali. Walked into the bar we were in with milk and a donut, ordered a beer and said anything his group wanted was on his tab....dangerous
Jasmine is diving into bushes again.
The last thing I remember about last night was guzzling white zinfandel out of the box and eating cheese. And I was thinking OH YOU FANCY HUHHH
I definitely think you should enjoy one last spring break being a sorostitute before you get serious and settle down with price charming. I mean hes not going to be there any way. he can wait a week.
Say what you want about my van, but I've got more action there than in my apartment. A body pillow and a joint still go a long way!
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