So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
So guy #2, the dancer, is programmed into my phone under the name H.uy. His number- 11 digits. I should have stopped drinking.
you dont remember trying to break dance in the middle of the casino floor on ur own throw up?
oh that explains alot.
heey were did you guys go? last time i remember seeing you i was throwing up in the fountain
Woke up with a full plate of KFC next to my face. I didn't really question it.
sorry can't make it tonight, greg's getting back from italy. he's had two weeks of carbs and no gym; now's my chance to get myself a piece of that newly-fat, low self-esteemed ass.
Oh and my new excuse for not being able to hook up is cholera, feel free to use it
Daquari drive throughs 24 hours a day. LORD HAVE MERCY
nana can keg stand better than me. should i be proud?
I just realized I donated our bong to goodwill.. RIP Kimbo Slice
You suck, She hit so hard.
We kind of broke a table making out. So yes, I'd say it was successful.
You continued to run around saying "free the nipple" while "taste testing" every liquor on the premises.
I CLEANED MY BATHROOM FOR YOU!! betrayal
yeah the highlight of my day was the 911 operator telling me they had frantically been trying to figure out where i was
Haha do not judge my life style choices right now but me and Dj had sex twice and then he helped me pick an outfit out for my date
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