Alex, there's no such thing as a fancy sex store.
after we finished he farted and said 'i've been holding that one in'
Mid thrust he tells me that we have bio together
I need to stop hooking up with boys in my major. three boys in one class is just a litttle too awkward.
I thought his dick was headless. then I pulled back the foreskin.
All she said was "the usual?" and unzipped my pants.
who knew i was capable of sobriety and human-like emotions all in the same night?
So I did end up texting him last night... I asked him how he felt about haircuts... not sure where I was going with that one?
I don't think the best pickup line was. Hey I have never made a girl orgasm before but I'm sure it will work on someone like you.
Then she looked me straight in the eyes and asked me if I missed my foreskin. Weirdest conversation ever.
I'm sorry if you weren't drunk enough to be peer pressured into the naked dancing/group make out that transpired last night
Showed up 15 minutes late and curtsied when I entered the door if that puts perspective to how my first day is going
If drinking had a "new high score" I think I hit it this weekend.
Well I'm over here squandering a fabulous hair day and radiant complexion
I fucking hate them. They came over and sat on me and made out. On top of me. Who the fuck does that?
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