yo I wanna see you, bring that beard of yours
My mom just drunkenly told me i was conceived in the back of a car, at a Bon Jovi concert.
My vagina makes bad decisions like its her job
He yelled IN THE FACE!! while cumming on my face.
Were driving two hours to st louis so we can pee on the arch. See you in the morning. I might be sober by then.
is this the sara with the beer cane?
all i could think was her face looked like a farm accident
There are empty beer cans all over and the go-kart is missing. I need it for my halloween costume.
Three guys came up to me at the bar and started dancing on me, while screaming "Johnson's girl." That's the last time I sleep with a freshmen.
I hope my tampon is in his bed. That'll teach him. Happy new years btw
He's a Shit stain on my heart
Why am I feeling up grandma?!
I'm really glad a picture of you as an infant followed this text.
Drunk me commented on almost all of her pictures. My favorite one is titled "be as the sea". My comment is "cold, rough, large and letting anyone come inside you. you accomplished." Guessing I'm not invited to the party anymore.
I accidentally told my mom I broke my drug nail this weekend
It may be a clusterfuck, but I'll be looking classy as shit as I watch the nightmare unfold
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