Sooo... I woke up in the shower this morning. It was on.
Apparently I think casual Friday means I can show up unshaven in yesterday's clothes and reeking of booze.
And it was confirmed to me that I did in fact cut my girlfriend out of her dress with my sword.
ur roommate just sent me a pic of us fucking. i'm not coming over anymore.
Yeah I mean its Vermont, not like id be the first guy to trade pharmaceutical services for beer
You're not supposed to support this behaviour, btw the judge recognized me
I owe you a thank you for last night. Only you could go up to a guy, ask if he likes my boobs, and return later to find us in a full on dance floor makeout sesh. Well played.
Well, I had a dudes gf walk in on us the next morning but nothing during...She shook my hand after I got dressed and said "nice to meet you with your clothes on" best moment of my life.
I probably should have waited until after the game to pity fuck him. You know, seeing as we lost.
Buffalo PD walked in my bedroom this morning at 7 am. Was still blackout drunk, fully dressed, Steak Out wrapper on the floor, parking meter on the floor of the bar room. 'Both of your doors were wide open, wanted to make sure no one was robbing you.' Then I made a pass at her.
Condoms and Ice Cream, that's all we need.
So changing channels while she's on top is frowned upon. It's back to thinking about baseball again.
I only know one person in my class and that's my dealer.
She shoved her hand down my pants and held my cock for thirty minutes in the bar. It was like she was letting all the other females know I was hers.
Also, two points for knowing me well enough to know I definitely would put the moves on his brother.
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