i am NOT doing that with my feet, or any part of my body
I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
nothing says new school year like ambulances and police road blocks.
i have no feeling in my penis or fingers but i think it was worth it
Had the longest conversation today with a potentially homeless cuban woman about mind control.
My garbage can has nothing in it besides condoms and candy wrappers. That's good garbage.
I'm attracted to him because he looks like the kind of guy who would lick my asshole without me having to ask.
I emailed the police apartment to apologize to the officer from last night. I practically threw a hissy fit because he wouldn't hug me.
It was "against protocol"
Enroute to my place eta 6 mikes...estimated time until intoxicated? 45 mikes. Commence the timer.
I need a conscience and I need it yesterday.
I walked in and found you petting your fish outside the bowl, you said its fine, you do this all the Time.
WHY IS SHE PANDERING YOU, A SIMPLE GOBLIN, TINY WEENER PICTURES OVER STATE LINES
i don't know what it is about you being around kids that makes me want to screw your brains out
That is the creepiest and also the sexist thing you've ever said
i think it's like a sexual celebration of not having kids
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
I got some blow and a hand job from one of the strippers. So I guess I'm getting over the divorce.
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