I totally ignored my nose and drank sour milk this morning. The tupid carton said 4/22/09. i puked everywhere..
it was like she was tryin to eat my face and i was defending myself with my mouth
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
she danced around my room naked waving around the gold trojan magnum condoms singing "i have the golden ticket."
little did she know i was taping her the whole time.
She asked me why there was $2 in the lunchmeat drawer of the fridge and BBQ sauce all over the kitchen... I'm not sure but I know it has something to do with you
Just croosed over that too drunk for chemistry class line
He made me this shot called the allergen. It was a shot of vodka with a Claritin dropped in it.
You told me my blanket felt like ground beef.
it is basically gonna be an ugly Christmas sweater rave
i peed in the parking lot at work not even thinking, a woman saw
Evidently I placed three booty calls at the same time...it was an ugly scene. I'm never getting that high again.
My brother is chasing tequila with vodka. Not sure how it will turn out, but I like his style.
I'm not in the business of asking people about their lizard
I meant his actual lizard not his manhood
Dentist appt at 2pm get milk poured on my tits by 2am
A marvelous 12 hours
Dude, you screamed I AM THE WALRUS while giving a statue of Ronald McCdonald a lapdance. You were NOT sober.
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