Porn is love you can see.
.....so he has a son. Josh. That is not his roommate
You know how I know he's a virgin? He's wearing transition lenses.
As a side note, my abs are sore. Most likely cause? Orgasms. Thank you.
I wish they had an "I'm Stoned" genre on online Netflix
He was standing in the front door with a kareoke machine yelling at the neighbors as the unloaded their van
I just banged your sister. Thats what you get for takibg my lunch money in 2 grade, boom, boom fiyyaa powaa
The fact that she put a frat guy in check tells me I did some good raising my little sister. Time to see if she does keg stands.
I was looking at your puke while I was peeing in it the next morning and that ceasar salad did not treat you well
Can vaginas get frostbite?
In the last six hours i have procured a free sandwich, watched three movies, and came to orgasm. If that isn't productivity then i don't know what is.
Tony's mom to him at breakfast: "I found the shirt you wore last night in the bushes this morning."
Dear Ex-Sister-in-Law, I never thought I would say this, but I just found your panties in my back seat. Please remind me to give them back.
I saw that he had a tattoo of a map of New Jersey on his arm, so i slowed down to like 20mph and pushed him out of the car
The last thing I remember was them slipping shots into my beer bong, and me being happy about it
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