is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
I've got 15 minutes to eat dinner and drink a 40. Four years of college has all been training for this moment.
Last night, I accomplished the impossible. I pissed while riding my bicycle home without pissing all over myself. My Dutch friends gave me a round of applause and said I was now the king of holland.
I was topless in his bathroom sink taking bong rips , goodmorning . He told me he could get use to this
A girl at the bar is wearing green body paint instead of a shirt. Where are you?!
Guess who just got out of a ticket because the cop liked her costume? THIS GIRL.
When theres a zombie apocalypse, i will be the only fat survivor. I ate chef boyardi ravioli with part of a pen for a fork
jake and the teradactyl broke up, operation get high and find him a new girl who hasn't had sexual experiences with three delts simultaniously is in full effect.
sending him nudies in gran's hospital bathroom. you?
Just saw some dude tumble down the stairs of the bar while leaving...fist pump...and then sprint down the road
I almost tried texting you with my pipe. Holy fuck this is good shit.
So somehow today's lecture on the immune system turned into me having to stand up and explain female ejaculation to the class.
Don't do anything I wouldn't do. Thankfully for you that list does not include male models.
I smoked all his weed and he hasn't noticed yet. But I might need a place to crash when he does
But did u die
I found an onion in my purse
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