But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
he's my edward cullen
I am pretty sure Edward Cullen never had an all-day drinking binge topped off with some blow.
barbara walters just said penis...
i did make 45 jello shots and that makes me feel more productive then any paper would
I think one day, after evolution kicks in, my sons will thank me for having a 3rd ball. That's how much sex I'm having.
It's official. I now have that "I was drunk and needed the money" college story to share later in life.
Having a vagina does not stop me from believeing my balls are bigger than yours.
The party got hot, we all started raging, took off some clothes, someone threw me in the shower and we all kept raging. Nude Rager, I was there at the point of conception.
I just realized why I have little cuts all over my fingers. There was a broken pint glass in my purse last night.
We joked about how funny it would be if he got pulled over with 300 breakfast burritos in hus car. We walk outside of the school just as the police lights turn on and pull him over
Yeah i like want to be friends with him. And if we have sex in the physics library well thats fine with me
Omg my brain. Most recent thought: I fucking prayed in the bathroom that the other girl would leave. Prayed to Jesus
on a campus of 30,000 people, i should not be able to see every single guy I've ever hooked up with at one party.
There are only a few things more freaky than wandering around a zoo drunk.
So I took a screenshot of my boarding pass and the TSA agent somehow swiped it to the next photo. Yep...TSA saw my dick before I even went through the body scanner.
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