I painted my nails silver
And what are the implications of that?
Is there supposed to be a msg in that? Just thought ud like to know it looks like I fingerbanged an alien
i don't care what she did to you. we are not having sex in front of your sister.
i've never heard her scream louder than when the koreans scored. what am i lacking in bed?
i leave for school in 3 days. if you want your annual goodbye blow job you should probably call me
We have a drunken confused pantless man in our apt. Boots.
I don't understand how she could dump me AFTER we had shower sex. I'm fucking great at shower sex
This place smells like bottom shelf liquor and broken dreams
He showed up in booty shorts and no shirt and said dont laugh dont ask questions and give me a fucking final and no one in class said anything we just sat there speehless
lets do drugs on my lunch break tomorrow
How is it possible that I'm still a virgin and you've managed to have sex in a cheetah print onesie TWICE
Probably won't be invited back there again considering last time his purebred corgi ate my pot brownie and had to be rushed to the hospital.
How many more times can I say I need to get laid before you kill me?
After we had sex he went to the kitchen, came back with a bag of funyuns and ate them buck ass naked in his bedroom doorway. Had no idea how to react to that one.
Is it wrong to want to have sex with one guy who's good in bed before going out on a date with a guy I actually like?
I'm licking blood from my knuckles and I still haven't found my car keys..are you in town tonight?
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