Taking a 35 year old indonesian home, only in vegas ;-)
I need a creepy friend to scare off the other creepy people
I would be honored to be that friend.
You have to understand, this is the first time I'm looking at a whopper sober.
Just found my mom passed out in my bed holding a bag of wine. Not sure if I'm ashamed or proud.
just remind me when i get fired soon that august is the month i started pregaming work
organizing the empties. That sober.
I literally need to be slapped with another cock just to notice it.
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
He made me keep his swollen nut cold with frozen bags of peas while rubbing his tummy because he said I had no choice.
he kept telling me how much his girlfriend would love me while we were making. why does tequila always do this to me?
You should have thought about how you were going to treat me before having me take photos of your asshole.
I'd like to thank you for ensuring I didn't die. Id also like to show you the most impressive bruise you will perhaps ever see
It would be awesome if I knew whose teeth these were in my pocket
I kept on yelling at him to get his shit together as he was puking
HELP! I GOT DRUNK IN THE LIVING ROOM AND CANT GET UP UPSTAIRS
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