i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
So the weirdest part of it all was he whispered in my ear "can i eat you out on your tredmill?" I dont find him attractive at all anymore
I can't wait til my little brother reaches the point where puking doesn't mean we stop drinking
Either call me back or tell me you're in jail. For fucks sake. If this is a cop, just help out. national league.
He's such a gentleman. He didn't even ask why my bra was flung on the seat of my car. He just took my snow brush, pushed it onto the floor and said, "Let's go I'm hungry."
You slow clapped the stripper last night.
Dude when we asked him where he lived all he could tell us was "by the slurpees." That fucked up.
I'm basically a mama hen. I keep them warm and let them wonder around the house. not to mention, I keep eye on them just in case the falcons around the house try to snatch them away.
I don't even know what to say right now
I'm sitting in my room naked waiting for him. When he gets here im going to make him do 20 pushups and lick my clit for a hour
Bryan's allergic to that cheap detergent, so he's been naked for three days. But we're all used to it now, so the party is still on.
You're just gonna have to make the sacrifice man.
I'm trying to hide in the table.
woke up to find i out made out with his roommate before hooking up with him. breakfast was awkward to say the least
We ate sushi in a hospital bed, then fucked in a bathroom while I wore a gown. Pretty sure she's the one
He stopped eating me out to remind me to look at the stars
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