Yeah, i think she was German or something.
No dude, she's just got a speech impediment.
I faked an abortion last night.
you are the best fuck buddy i could have, all the others get feelings and morals involved
I don't know what happen last night but the fact that it's 9 am and I need to put my dick in something means it didn't go as planned.
Straight up if I get stuck with her I'm going to drink myself into a prison cell.
The girls we hooked up with were hammered, pushing each other in a shopping cart into the sushi place and through the restaurant... One's a volunteer EMT. God help her patients.
I feel like his penis would have a weird haircut because he does.
winnie the pooh came out of nowhere and offered me a burrito...it was a fucking amazing burrito.
Gold rum. Strong marijuana. Jabba the Hut in stilettos. Deep thigh bruise. Yes, thal all happened. Sorry dude.
i love you man. i hope we fuck some serious shit up this summer.
i think you may have a shot to cock block in a moment. just saying.
Wake up an cock block please bc these are noises i dont ever want to hear again
Is she okay?
She may want to issue revenge punches, but medically fine.
i just googled coccaine effects on sexual performance..maybe im dating the wrong guy
New discovery: your vibrator works on my balls. Technology is wonderful I love the future
Well, I was giving him a handy and I sighed in boredom. He heard. I had to fake moaning sounds after he asked if I sighed.
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