he rolled over and started playing skeeball on his iphone after we had the best sex yet considering he only lasted 10 seconds last time.. im getting standards.. tomorrow. for now im just going to enjoy the fact i counted over 20 this time.
So..I walked into his bathroom and found a bong and a blender in the shower.....normal?
judging by the pasta sauce and dirty pans i spent my blackout being emeril
so there is either a lot of blood or a lot of wine in the shower....
To justify your stumbling you just kept yelling 'it's the boat, not the drinks' We hadn't even left the dock yet....
Well, he sent me "techno kitty adventure" about 10 minutes ago. So, he could be anywhere.
It's ok I'm watering my plants with a 40 in my camelback, people are staring
I needed to do something spontaneous, and since no one had coke this was the next best thing.
He only likes me when I'm naked and I don't like being around him clothed. It's the perfect relationship.
NoShamevember. You game?
I masturbated to my balding thirty-something co-worker last night. I am a new level of lonely.
Oh Jesus. Are you going to the hospital?
No I'm showering then leaving for Vegas
i feel like you should know pants are always optional
Sorry I totally pulled a home invasion on you last night
That was super inconsiderate of me
The work outs are working. Someone just said my body type was “Tits On A Stick”.
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