ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
i love how people use prayer to talk shit about eachother in a 'holy' manner.
She was kinda tragic... like a puppy that runs into things. Cute but really stupid. So, yeah, I hit it.
How do I tactfully ask if the neighbors downstairs can hear me beating it?
So i know you wont get this until you land, but if i'm late its cause i was having sex. being blunt and hope that explains things.
he convinced me that i wont have to do the walk of shame bc he has to go to jail in the morning
i feel like my tongue has its own mouth, and that mouth just bit its tongue and is clenching its teeth.
you took a picture of the hospital bathroom and sent it to me
How big of a disservice to the economy would we be doing if we didn't drink every day holiday break?
Who am I sleeping next to in your bed? Where are you? Also when are you coming home... I need coffee.
You're about wine.
Yes, I'm like 90% wine at the moment
My day went from bad to worse when I realized I puked out my second floor window last night.
Everyone thinks I'm sleeping but I'm actually just melting.
Let's just say it was like a porno version of Aladdin....
Of all of my friend's husbands, I like when yours hits on me best
Awe that means so much to us
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