I found a wheel chair. there is now a high chance im going to be fired from this job
She said she was an education major and you replied with "oh I'm taking a semester off too". And we never saw her again...
and then he tried plucking my nose hairs. lines were crossed.
Stripperoke is exactly what it sounds...
If I ever mention marriage force me to Brazil to do coke and strippers until I die.
I just wish I had a snapshot of his attempted front flip off the bar. There are some things that are worth getting a life ban for, and the moment of impact with his foot and that lady's face was one of those things.
And my parents said I crawled through the house
He wrote me a Haiku titled, "Let me touch your butt".
you flipped over the sheets and there was my bed. filled with ding dongs.
You tipped the Uber driver extra for taking your phone away while you were drunk texting
I've got 3 hot dudes surrounding me. It's the Bermudick Triangle.
Slammed 3 beers and just bowled a 129\nI guess alcohol IS the answer
dude where did you go last night?
when the tequila says to run, you start running.
Just to clear things up, yes you did lick the strippers butt
What do you think would be the best way to remove a baby carrot from a vagina?
Randomize
