Well we ran into the cornfields when the cops got there. We'd been hiding in there for 45 mins when he asks me "So this wasn't exactly how I'd planned this but I thought I'd ask. How do you feel about oral sex?"
i've never been more proud of someone than i was when he told me he got his first blowjob at age 13...from two chicks
Yeudjkisdjxbfceryuj. i love having a qwerty keyboard just so i can do that.
i threw up on the blunt... he was pissed.
I was drunk at peters. now im drunk at my apartment. and hungry. but mcdonalds is broken. wtf
I don't think there's a better bc pill reminder then when teen mom comes on
this whole plan B standoff thing with her is really starting to make me nervous
Its so fun. We're having a music war with the boat next to us. They have strippers.
he's hot he just has too much baggage, and has really fucking skinny ankles which freaks me out
you aren't having sex with his ankles, As long as knee caps and above are good, i'd go for it
The ONE weekend I don't put anything up my nose, and it decides to bleed like crazy
so in other words, they broke and fell off and I ate a gummy life saver off of his balls
Shia LaBeouf arrested in austin for public intoxication. JUST DO IT
Oh? And how would you explain this to your kids?
"Well pumpkin, when mommies and daddies have loved each other so much for a really long time, sometimes they trade off with other mommies and daddies"
he had to stop me from eating snow off the street on the way back to pick up our cars. that's how hungover i am.
I successfully cockblocked 5 people in one night. I wasnt getting any, why should they.
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