i wish sherlock holmes were still around today... he'd be able to find my g-spot.
after taking her first shot and having her first random hook up she finally feels like she is ready for college
she has no idea
he's like a stage 5 clinger and he won't even fuck me. he has to be gay. my personality isn't really THAT great.
Why did I think it was so necessary to steal that rolling pin?
You went from loaded cattleman, to football player, to better football player, to art major from Missouri. Your future was looking so good for a while.
I don't think he realizes it but he was stroking the faucet while he was talking to me.
Second night back. Go to house party and played ring of fire. Me plus five other people completely naked. College wins.. It's going to be a long semester
I woke up to him pissing in their fireplace with fairy wings on.
the scent of your tears make me crave pizza
I wish you could take over my body and feel what my nipple feels like right now
I never thought I'd say this, but I think I just saw the hottest pregnant chick alive.
A man can only lie in bed watching COPS for so long before he wants to do things that can lead him to starring on the show.
I felt like a responsible adult. A responsible adult that may or may not end up shitfaced. But not heaving purple puke into a urinal like last time because I'm classy now.
Profesor just winked at me. This class might be easier than I thought
Want to help me interview candidates to replace my Cub/Boy Toy when he leaves for grad school next month?
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