Last night this chick queefed when I was going down on her. Thinking if you! xo
:)
Wipe that smile off your face.
woke up in Sigma Chi. In his room. they are iniating pledges right now. Holy fucking shit mother of pearl.
Just took my birth control pill next to the cubicle where we had sex last semester.
I remember seeing his penis I just dont know exactly what I did with it
Me too. We could do it like prostitutes. No kissing on the mouth.
I'm making him come over again tonight. I don't know how long this thing will last so I want to spend as much time with his dick as possible.
I didn't punch him it was just love coming out of my fist
It's gonna be ok. As we grow older we sometimes lose sight of what's important to us. Like safe sex. And standards.
She failed the Charleston discretion test, although puking in her armpit was very innovative.
It's a sad night when one of your friend texts you that she's going on a date with someone you know and then invites you to maybe have a drink after
So is it your turn now to pretend like dating someone else would stop us from fucking?
Oh my god I need an adult
Wait shit I am an adult
I'm covered in glow paint and shame. I'm never leaving this country
Met this british guy. Played pool. Broke into an apartment and had sex
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