i just walked outside for a cigarette and three men walked by in glitter heels and gold shiny thongs. god i love chicago
Just heard a guy discussing with someone else the amazing blow job you gave him. I’m in New York. Over 2 hours away from where you live. I have never been more proud.
Don't get me started, it sucks when the one thing you have in common with a girl is not wanting penis inside you.
she sang that "this little piggy song" to my balls. and somehow made it work, with me only having two balls instead of five.
so I got guilt tripped into giving her a new years kiss, and she proceeded to try and eat my face while mounting me. when you give a mouse a cookie...
its totally unfair that im just as ill-prepared as a 16 year old but there's no tv show for 25 and pregnant.
i need to find a notary that isn't going to turn me in for blatantly lying to the us and chilean governments
I told her that I was going up to my room to lay in front of a fan without pants on, watching Avengers and she still wanted to get with me. I have to marry her.
You are one of my favorite baseball you have fun today
One of my students submitted a thesis proposal to find the exact correlation between desire for sexual intercourse and vaginal heat.
Tell me you accepted it! This is critical fucking research!
I want to get "Patrick Kane" wasted tonight
I am one hundred percent down for that
He hasn't touched a vagina in two and a half years. THIS IS WAY TOO MUCH PRESSURE TO BE UNDER
how should I feel if a guy kept complimenting my bangs while I was giving him a blowjob?
Just stole my moms weed, left a note saying sorry.. Hope she isn't mad.
I lost my cyber virginity to a guy I barely knew in high school while a Togepi Plushie watched.
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