if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
i just woke up in the woods behind my house in handcuffs and a dan marino jersey ive never seen before
i turned job hunting into a drinking game..
Woke up naked in another mans house. If that keeps happening, then I probably need to go gay. You know to make it ok.
I think it is impossible 2 take a person seriously when their last name is Pancake
I incognito puked under the VIP table. Did Jersey proud.
I'm at the bar alone. Is this how you feel?
He's talking about how great of a find these dollar store condoms were. Help.
I forgive you, at least you vote. I found out my fuck buddy isn't even registered. I won't fuck a non respectable citizen.
And apparently I was the one that started the drunken make out session that broke the window
Don't Richard Nixon her vagina
If I could steal your goatee and hide it under my bed to keep your from wearing it, I would.
So...I was fapping and during it, I got an Amber Alert notification...that's just bad timing.
We need to know if his feet match his cock.
You threw a beachball full of vodka at me and yelled I CHOOSE YOU then ran
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