I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
Its official, cigarettes are now more expensive than weed
They're donating plasma together for extra money. Couple of the fucking century.
Just witnessed a circumcision at clinical. i suddenly feel a sense of reconciliation over every guy who's done me dirty...
By the end of the cruise, there was literally nothing in our room he hadn't peed on.
The magic cards should have been the first clue. The comments that I have "amazing birthing hips" and that I'm "beautiful in a child bearing sort of way just sealed his fate.
I thought he was joking about the hundred beer challenge until two guys showed up with a camera and boom mic. This cabin party is going to be fucked
what's the name of that soccar player i bit again?
At beerfest, hammered, going to try to not get naked in public but i cant make any promises
We simultaneously blacked out then simultaneously came to then simultaneously had sex with the neighbors. We're definitely meant to be roommates.
he's dressed up as pikachu 3 fucking years in a row and gotten laid each time. i don't understand
I stole all of the toasting champagne and did an interpretive dance to "wind beneath my wings". I am literally everything you're not supposed to do at weddings.
But your showmanship is impeccable.
I need a "no soliciting" sign for your dick
I've sent two unsolicited tit pictures in less than 24 hours. I'm the female version of a fuckboy.
Going on a first date tonight...pros: my boobs look amazing. Cons: my abortion isn't until next week.
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