She was so high she ate a little piece of weed off her pants and thought it was food.
The look your mother gives you when she sees you masterbating on web cam is unlike any I've seen before, but this is a case where, I would say, ignorance is bliss.
that cunt stole my fb status. SHE'S NOT THAT FUNNY
do you ever facebook stalk someone so much you think their inside jokes are yours?
Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
only you would photoshop your dick
The more I hate his personality, the more I love his penis.
Im just saying it can't be that bad if he drove himself to the er. We'll head that way when we finish playing scattergories
Tried to ride the mechanical bull pants less, got punched for making out with some lesbians wife, and you tipped the bartender with a can of skoal.
I regret nothing
I woke up and there was a mans ass as my screensaver...
Sorry I twat blocked you earlier I didn't know Sam was over. But, my house my rules, I don't have to knock before I enter. I did see naked butts and smelt "Sex Stank" in the air, we're going to have to set some ground rules when I get home. Hugs and kisses..Mom
Are you in a position where you can bring me some nachos?
I saw a drunk guy run across the street with an American flag between his buttcheeks.
My uterus just tried to get me to buy a tub of cookie dough
I stared at his dick and then told him to get on his knees
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