Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
but the lizard people decide everything anyway
he said he wanted to butter my pancake. i thought it was sexual, but he went downstairs and made pancakes. i need to stop dating fat guys.
Hey man your outta milk
How the hell do you keep getting in my apartment?!
When we were done making out, some guy ran into the room yelling, "I'll save you Brandon! I'll save you!"
I have mastered the 3 minute room cleaning drill in preparation for the nights possible slam-piece
Hey, it's Thrasher! From the hospital!
It's been so long that I've occasionally forgotten I own a vagina
ask me again when I'm sobewr aka tuesday
I finally fell asleep and like an hour later he wakes me up and says "I've always to be woken up w a blowjob." Um, that's not how it works asshole.
Sleeping in a car was not on my list of plans for the night.
I just chugged whiskey at 7 AM because going to breakfasts at Brendas doesnt seem right if Im not real drunk. I feel like when Brenda takes my order she can tell Im drunk and will take care of me.
this makes me concerned. not enough to actually do anything about it, but yeah.
My New Years resolution is to not hook up with random guys.
Mine is to not hook up with anyone who has a kid.
Well hell, he's gotta sleep in the bed he's made. Multiple times. For multiple girls I'm sure.
Randomize
