do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
There's a girl here with sideburns. I gave her your number, you can thank me later.
ya ever know whats down there. always send some fingers in first to scout the situation. fingers are not used for pleasure. they're used for covert missions.
Ok forget what i said about christmas break being awful. Chasing shots with fudge
i am about to cut my stepbrother's hair into a mohawk with the same clippers i use to trim my pubes. god is so on my side today.
no, i remember trying to staple my nipples together. I just can't figure out where the hell stapler came from.
you duct taped a twenty to your thigh just in case and passed out.
screw it, I'll just be a stripper until next August when then are looking for suitable teachers to teach the future of America. it's like a feel good movie just a little out of order and im a dude.
We're both on the slippery slope toward middle age...and really shame riddled bar experiences
No but the chipped one is crooked now. Clearly I didn't use my hands to break my fall. I used my face
My mom now keeps ice cubes on hand for my bong water. We may be able to work this relationship out.
I got so drunk I thought my tennis court was a corn field so I laid in it and ate pizza
I think someone is dead in a car across the street
Scratch that, dude's getting a blow job
just stepped out my front door and let the wind dry my naked body because I was too lazy to go search for a clean towel that may not even exist. I could live like this forever
Can I say it was a great night out of town? Fucking my co-worker in the hotel bed while my best friend is fucking his friend on the floor and a random guy is laying in the other bed meanwhile we are all passing a joint back and forth
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