make any headway on the foot/dick situation?
I asked her if she had any t-shirts of bands that didn't suck. I got a Sublime shirt and my answer.
last nights makeup is better than no makeup at all.
He has that cheese in a can and he's eating it. I have never seen that outside a goofy movie.
Just gave my little brother the collection of clothes that boys have left in my room since I've been in college for his birthday.
You better wipe the dick of your lips before you come smoke this blunt.
Oh shut up man. Once the police get involved its every man for themself.
The narcoleptic neighbor conked out while taking her dog out again. Drinking game based on what the dog does and how long she's out. You in?
All i really wanna do tonight is get drunk with you and dance on tables. is that too much to ask?
Dude, those shrooms u gave me made me remember writing the bible. Fuckn awesome
This is what we get for finishing a whole box of Franzia by ourselves
After sex he brought chocolates and said he loves RuPaul's Drag Race. How many points does he score for that?
Doing blow in the bathroom isnt the same without you
Do a rail off the baby station in my honor
It's barely past noon, how am I already talking about double penetration
All of a sudden he got that look on his face and ran to the dance floor and started fist pumping to Rihanna that kind of night
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