Haha I wonder if my burp offended him. So I gave him a fist pump to signify how friendly I am
I don't remember him, but he's saved in my phone as "uh oh zbt"
She's echoing.. Her head must be in the toilet..
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
we didn't have anything to do and wanted to get our money's worth out of our costumes, so if you see two mermaids day drinking by the creek it's us
You leave me no choice. Your vagina is grounded. It can just sit there and think about what it's done.
IT'S LINGERIE PURCHASED FROM A FLEA MARKET, THE ONLY THING IT'S GOING TO BE POSITIVE FOR IS A TEST FOR HIV
This costume is too restrictive. The priest and I cannot get it on while I am wearing it.
All I know is that at 4 am I was walking down the street in my bra and his shorts and Im pretty sure I passed my grandma on her morning walk.
you said you wanted to call me grandma and give me hugs
This feels more like a conference of all the people I've fucked in the past year.
We had sex on the tiger blanket while I was wearing my Ukrainian shirt and my ass touched the Ukrainian flag. Happy 25th Ukraine!
Well shit I mean if you get a bunch of cashed up drunk lesbians together in a casino, it's bound to go south at some point
Would the comment "Down Goes Frasier" be too inappropriate at this time?
She asked me if I could do that to her every single time. I said nope. sometimes it's better.
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