he put his p in my v, then his p in my a, and then tried to put the p in my m? first, double dipping is rude. second, i'm glad he finished shortly after that, i'm afraid of where he'd try to stick it next. my ear?
Question: why is there a dildo glued to my kitchen table?
i think i want to fuck a midget just to see how difficult it would be
i just overheard a girl at the next table saying she gave up sex for lent
don't you ever do that...
why did u have a candy cane hung on your dick in the first place?
she has a santa fetish
cute.
I'm sorry. Both for you two breaking up and because I just ate some of your cheez it's.
But it's not about our feelings, it's about making the men we sleep with feel awful about their lives
After I was arrested and in the back of the squad, she lit a cig. I politely stuck my head through the glass opening and asked for a drag. She instantly slammed my head back, blew smoke at me and shut the glass. My view on state trooper chicks is forever tainted.
I texted him 3 days ago he said he was pre gaming for the Super Bowl today he just text" gtomajg kaka hee 48!!!"
Theyll love you, its bunch of older ladies who drink whisky and sours and talk about the sex seans in Game of Throwns
you wouldn't let anybody come in after ten. everybody was standing outside and you just yelled "BEING PUNCTUAL IS IMPORTANT" and slammed the door. i dont think you should be allowed to have parties anymore
it concerns me that i was already that drunk at 10
I'm not sure. But he has a pet sugar glider. So, points either way
As long as that's not his name for his dick.
People like you and me aren't meant to go this long without having sex
Lol woke up with mangoes in bed with me
You rolled over grabbed my crotch and said "that's my waffle." I'm sleeping on the couch next time.
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