Tell her she can't have a vagina
I was on hold waiting for customer service at verizon so we obviously we had enough time to have sex, i just put the phone on speaker
That was the gentlest I've ever been bitten in the face by a dog
she has her graduation year in her skype name, it's like a constant reminder that she's jail bait.
He started crying and showing me pictures of his ex. she was really pretty. It's an honor to have shared a penis with her.
i have 90 minutes to kick this food poisoning or josh's first experience with buttsex will be his last
You said my dick was impressive. You thank someone when they say that. My momma raised a gentleman.
Btw. U, me, male strippers, beer. Gonna happen. We could totally get TNT from like u know TNT places
"Just cut me in half. Then take half of me home. And leave the other half here. Cuz I can't see."
That's why you need to have them together. Katie started crying on the couch and she just gave her a tube of crackers and picked up a beer at the same time. She's like a goddess of making things chill
So apparently dinosaur erotica does, in fact, exist.
Come on, will you just fuck him so we can watch Star Wars.
You know you hit Mardi Grad bottom when you come to in someone's kitchen on the floor and you are eating gumbo out of a Mixing bowl with a ladle......yeah rock fucking bottom
yeah the cops just showed up and they got there ass handed to them at beer pong.
He just looks like he'd be good in bed. He looks like he has a lot of anger built up in him and all I'm saying is that if he took out on my vagina I'm cool with that
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