They totally botched my boob job. My tits look like they're are winking.
so I just asked a Chinese man and found out our tattoos actually mean vagina...
my penis says it needs to be in something. my phonebook says its you
she was a 2....and a legitimate 2. like, helen keller is a 1, this girl...2.
sounds like you fell off the wagon.
fuck falling off. at this point, the wagon is a dot on the horizon.
Yeah, my mom walked in on us. Instead of yelling, she went and hid in the bathroom til we finished. It was pretty classy.
My favorite part was when he stopped, looked up in the middle of performing oral sex and asked, "you did know it was Arbor Day, right?"
Lowest moment of my life just occurred. I literally threw up all over myself in front of my parents.
Tonights dinner consisted of washing down my plan b pill with a bottle of wine and toast. College is turning my life around
I need to find more Xanax, my Grandpa doesent leave for another week and he's made it a mission to get me to come out of the closet as a xmas gift to my parents.
Just saw the german running around on campus. Thought of his small penis.
As you should.
They should really start adding the average cost of day drinking to our cost analysis sheets. Does FAFSA cover this? No. It doesn't.
Please root for the ravens. I now have oral sex riding on this and it's been sooooo long
I was pretty pissed in the morning when I realized he had fucked the fake tattoo right off my chest.
Well, I have no idea where my underwear is, so yea I would say it was a good weekend.
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