She tried to have sex with him but he quote unquote respected her
dude i just made a burrito by wrapping 2 packs of scooby snacks with a fruit roll up. im so high
I fucked the bump it out of her hair. just had to let everyone know.
Should study in library more often, procrasturbating is less of an option.
I just sat through a State Farm mortgage Insurance commercial to watch a Trick Daddy video. Is this the target audience they are going for here?
I was so drunk, I was kissing everyone. Their sexual preference was none of my concern.
Apparently, his doctor was impressed with how well we took care of his leg. We're like the kings of naked triage.
She got turned on by my fanny pack full of condoms. I can't believe you said it was a bad idea to wear it to the party.
Plus, it's just valuable. Virgin pee is very well-priced.
You're cock blocking me from my own boyfriend. What kind of shit is that?
I think I blacked out after I decided drinking alone on the trailered jetskis was a good idea
WAIT MOM THIS DOESNT NEED TO BE A FAMILY EVENT OK AARON DOESNT NEED TO BE AROUND FOR NIPPLEGATE 2014
I don't want to resort to having sex with people that actually like me.
Just paid my weed guy with a check. I've got this whole adult thing down.
I am pants-free in the living room. This is liberating.
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