Say my name once during sex just to fuck with her. Like when it gets rough.
OMG! Someone dumped chocolate soft-serve in the bathroom! Dibs!
I got so many pubes stuck in her braces that when she yanked her head, I cried out like that one girl you "accidentally" rear-ended last week. Bald spots are battle scars.
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
Ok the fact that you know THAT phrase perfectly is terrifying. You just proved you can slut it up in mulitiple languages.
Where are you and who are these girls passed out on the floor?
and why are they spooning a flamingo?
they traded weed for a spot on our floor. be nice.
If you ever find a dick that big chop it off and bring it to me.
I have been sober for so long that I miss hangovers... what is happening to this summer?
also since I use google voice my ads in gmail switched to DUI services after this conversation
God, for the last time, no I did not break my nose doing a keg-stand just for a nose job.
I'm sorry but if you can't drink a bottle of wine without a glass, I do not think we can be friends.
Oddly enough, the sex change dream i had made me miss you more.
I just really hate taking care of things... If I can't fill it with liquor I'm not sure what to do with it.
I got up and left his place at 3am because I remembered I had a burrito in my car.
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