Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
I can't wait to see her breast feed this thing
its not that she doesnt like having sex with you, your balls just smell worst then your ass.
I can't. I can't get out. He cooked me food. And made me jager bombs. And painted a glow in the dark smilie face on my boobs
you're just mad cause i madeout with you while having a mouth full of chewed pretzels
Sometimes he has weird facial hair...Basically he has a penis... that's what he's got going for him.
I woke up to him peeling the skin on my stomach from my sunburn. If he wasn't so good in bed I'd be a little freaked out.
My dad found me naked curled up under a towel on the couch with a fucking tub of butter and a spoon. Ambien Mondays are dead
The owner was showing me around and pointed at one of the bars and said "this is the one you're allowed to dance on. I could tell you wanted to ask." DREAM JOB.
why are there 3 differently sized panties on our kitchen counter?
AND I HAVE A NICE COCK! A STRIPPER TOLD ME SO IT MUST BE TRUE!
you made out with another girl for some wings
This is seriously fucking awkward. My favorite sex scene just started and my dad's still here. He offered me Cheetos.
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
Somehow reaching for the flaming hot cheetos ended up in the best sex of my life
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