my night went downhill once I lost my bikershorts. EAWSSSSYY ACCESS
It's like God shit irony all over that family
I havnt been this mad since the coche de Los murtos incident
Its mothers day and I have choke marks around my neck. Thanks for that.
Apparantly 7 1/2 Vicodin is a 1/2 too many.
we're on our way back. she tried to pants the waiter again.
Made it home ok. Only got hit by one car.
I got woken up by a construction worker, turns out I was laying in a hallway, naked and wrapped in a matress pad. To answer your question no, I did not study for this test I got David Hasselhoff drunk
I called him and he said hell call me back hes in the middle of his kareokee song he was out by himself and his dog
She had cheddar bay biscuits in her purse. Biscuits, Id and cash. I'm gonna marry her.
After he finished he sang his college fight song like it was some victory
17. The number of times my one night stand told me he loved me.
I'm shotgunning a meatball sub and watching flip or flop. i have reached a new level of singledom.
It might be the most honest thing I've ever said. ...or I've had 3 vodka tonics.
Great, now even dream!me is a drunken borderline mess.
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