Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
Brickbreaker makes my post drinking poops that much better. Sorry, I had to tell someone who might agree.
her facebook's as public as her vagina
I need some transition time from spring break.. can we day drink between classes this week?
thanks for showing me a good time......and your penis a few times. Thanks especially for that.
i promise ill be ok...btw im only considered "not ok" if i end up in the hospital.
Which is scary since we both think with our vaginas
do you remember the combo for the lock to my pants?
I was screaming out for people to gather the townsmen and the mayor so we could hang him
They ran out of toilet paper, so I had a girl rip down the streamers so I could wipe.
I peed my pants walking home last night... I just kept walking.
Please hurry. I'm the only one here who's not an attorney with a trophy wife.
I will be wearing a suit out more cuz it has been decided i rage harder with a power tie
I dont know who to turn my two weeks notice into so I'm just going to get hammered at work and see who fires me.
Dude. Don't do acid and go to Disney on ice. Hear my warnings. That snow monster will fuck your shit up.
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