The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
Hey, kurt drew a penis on you and wrote my innotals. I had nothing to do a/ that.
Dude, the girl i fucked last night left wearing my high school musical shirt you bought me. she also left her panties here though.
The one with Zac Efrons face on it? You definitely got the short in of the stick. i'd rather have the shirt
fuck. yeah me too. i don't even think these panties would fit me
Conclusion from last night: Sometimes being classy isn't as fun as making out with a guy on a pooltable in a bar. Happy birthday, Canada.
I just want you to know that were having pizza delivered to the emergency room
there has got to be a maximum amount of semen a person can take in before they get some kind of poisoning.
I am unable to type or say "unprotected, receptive anal sex" with a straight face. clearly, HIV was a poor research paper topic choice.
I have to take his virginity. It's what God put me on earth for. It's my life mission.
attractive or not, he has more than one book on serial killers. i'm gonna get out of here while i can
No he's here. We were watching Harry Potter stoned as shit and he fell asleep with his head in my lap. I'll figure out what to do with him after Harry gives Dobby the sock.
So when this rash is gone wanna hang out?
Did we seriously just get into a fist fight over kit kats?
Ok well i was gonna say you can only borrow my fog machine if you will use it to emerge from your room in a cloud of smoke after having sex with sarah, so yeah we're good
How weird would it be to ask your bro to 3d print your dick for me
If I had an Australian accent I'd be unstoppable. Teach me how you talk
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