The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
I'm trying to decide if I want to bring home my 'beer champion' trophy or my chem books.
I didnt realize we were having a competition in poor decision making skills
how else could I explain the last few years
It was like she tried to cover up all the weight she gained with a fake tan...
For your information i will be shotgunning whiskey on may 21st.
So idk if it's because I'm working out again or the coke, but I hit my target weight today. Whaaaat uuuup. Come and get me thanksgiving.
Yea, you were talking about how you did not want to be a reindeer for at least 5 minutes.
I hope my orgasm sounds aren't secretly that bad and no one tells me
How does this dude know what a dying walrus sounds like? That's the real question
I dont think getting to 3rd base with a girl you barely know is the type of memory they had in mind when they named the park "memorial park"
WTF DUDE?
Stay calm. I'm sure there's a heterosexual explanation for this
My day in three words: secret purse cake
You helped blow my nose... Ok it's safe to say we are on a new level of relationship..
what do you mean i can't make cookies with a blow dryer? challenge accepted.
I'm not complaining, but why is it that every time I hang out with you I come home with random injuries and random girls?
this isn't the first time drunken padiddle ended in a fist fight..
Randomize