I DID IT WITH MY SOCKS ON!
my sister and i are watching a movie and pregaming together. and by pregaming i mean shes not drinking since she 14 and im drinking alone.
I literally stabbed myself so I had a valid reason to get out of having sex with her
His dick might not be the answer to my problems, but I'm definitely ok with testing it as a possible solution.
Vague recollection of me ripping your shirt off at the bar... I hope I asked first, otherwise that's real rude.
gona look into getting a tetanus booster and carrying an adrenaline shot...its going off this weekend
I'll come hang out with you guys later, but right now my parents aren't home and I have to take full advantage of being able to watch porn on full blast.
I think anything that happens between 12 and 2 am is just sketchy enough to be a good idea.
My mom just asked me if I can obtain a fake ID by thursday
One last thing: he lists glow sticks and tacos as things he can't live without. How would we not be friends??
Right now, I'm sitting in my room, drinking beer, eating double stuff Oreos, taking bites straight from a block of cheese, and watching Anchor Man 2 trailers. Finals week at its finest
She was from Wisconsin, she had great boobs... I mean... It's a dairy state....
I was totally pumped and so was my beard
I've decided to have sex with him one more time to make sure I don't like him
I'd date him. I'd date the fucking shit out of him.
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