remember when you found twisted pleasure condoms in my parents bathroom? theyre gone.
suddenly SuperBad didn't seem so funny anymore...she did have her period on my leg.
i told him i was sober and he walked away immediately.
he took his pants off right in front of me then just stood there so i went for his boxers and he said he was waiting till marriage
Does the phrase 'traumatizing near-threesome' mean anything to you.
Did we literally take a cab across the street
Doubtful. That seems irresponsible. The 4th will kill you if you stopped drinking until then. Let's think logically.
It's just one of those nights that , as long as you have the drugs, everything is going to be alright.
so hungover. i just puked at the sight of the beer emoticon you sent me.
Wow i don't think I've had to send this many texts apologizing for my behavior since high school...
We fucked so hard that when I orgasmed I tore his towel rack off the wall. He was more impressed than mad.
Long story short I'm making an I'm sorry card for a girl I dont remember having sex with
Would you consider masturbating to Hocus Pocus an adulthood high or low?
This is either the best idea i've ever had or the worst. stay tuned.
Ryan. I woke up. At the neighbors house. And by the neighbors. I mean the ones to the north. The ones that hate us. Please call me. I am so confused and you are gone
At the neighbors house?! Like in it or outside???
In it on the fucking couch. No idea how i got here.
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