yo - did your mom get a boob job (I think she did)
This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
you kept slapshing your drinks on people saying the power of christ compels you.
almost just walked around my whole building with my bowl in my hand before i remembered 420 isnt a get out of jail free card
I cant even remember his name or what he looked like. all I remember is what the tattoo on his forearm looked like.
well, he kindof looked like a walmart greeter. I tried to stop you
I feel like after all he sees, the dog needs to get baptized.
At least it earned you a couple drinks. And something tells me you've touched grosser things with less incentive.
Yeah well my vagina has expectations too but they don't get met all the time.
I'm not really into her personality. Not that we've ever looked for personality in women.
That's only a quality to look for in a second marriage.
We are stranded. Come find us. Bring an egg
I am playing a little game I like to call "How Quickly Can I Infuse This Vodka Into My Bloodstream Without the Use of an IV"
She's cute. And her snoring noises remind me of the incidental music from Jaws.
why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
Thanks for ruining my life with your man penis
So apparently I tried texting you last night to tell you I wasn't coming home, but all I had typed were lyrics from Evita
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