Awww. A guy on the train just took his coat off so his girlfriend could throw up into it. Who says chivalry is dead?
You said you couldnt get the condom on but "its the thought that counts"
His thanks his mom for not having an abortion at his wedding toast. I love frat weddings.
My vagina can tell he is in a metal band. I dont know if I can sit down.
White people are beatboxing! Save me.
I'm 50% weirded out and 50% into it
It has moved into the cliche "thin line between love and hate" real quick. With her. Not Taco Bell.
I think he should just go away to a small penis island and never come back
The part of "Dave" will now be played by "Rob." Rob, why don't you unzip and show Dave why that is.
I just called my boyfriend "Dad"... Awkward
Hey, I found that piece of pizza you lost in my bed last night. Never again...
Hey every now and then can you tell me you want to fuck me to boost my confidence? Thanks.
The usual, icing my vag with a chimichanga.
Whenever I have a bad day I just look at the negetive pregnancy test I keep in my purse and remind myself things could be alot worse.
You poured all their beer into ziploc baggies so it would be "better on the go"
Randomize