Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
Drunk. Just jacked off for the third time in an hour. I love not being Catholic anymore.
Sometimes I worry for your future but then I remember how big your boobs are.
As soon as the judge read that I rear ended the car from getting roadhead he chuckled. You know he's been there before.
the man who designed bathrooms to have toilets within easy puking distance from the shower is my hero
you woke me up at 7 am banging on my wall.. what the hell
thats the international knock for joint time
Unemployment check just came in. As soon as I stop pretending I have morals I'm buying weed. Puff puff pass uncle sam.
I think mom knows I'm drunk I put a full blown balloon in the fridge.
We fist bumped behind their backs while drunk hooking up with them... Do other girls do this too? Or is it just us?
You're telling me you've never sent a picture of your cock to a girl and then were all like "Oops, sorry, wrong person! By the way...You like?"
The fact that I am laying in bed on my stomach with an ice pack on my rump is a clear indication that I am no longer in my carefree 20s
My little brother came home while I was sitting there icing my vagina with a bag of peas. Asshole looks at me, high fives Ryan, then leaves.
Woke up in a fanny pack with a bag of cocaine on my cheek
Self reach around competition is what the Olympics has been missing all along. A true test of athleticism.
You sat outside petting a picture of your cat for hours... not even the real thing... just a picture.
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