P.S. I can't hear my feet
so when we got to the frat house he had a travel sized toothpaste and toothbrush for me and gave me a pair of his shorts and a girl's sorority t shirt...something tells me he's done this before
I mean we havent seen each other since december and then bam its cinco de mayo and were having sex under a life guard tower taking tequila shots between each position. no big deal
Is it bad that John just came to my work to have sex with me bc I felt bad that he slept on his porch last night locked out and I missed all his calls?
We woke up under the ping pong table holding hands.
I know it I should, but it's kinda nice. It's smells like unbridled enthusiasm and copious amounts of melt your face off sex.
I have a gyno appt today. I hate it when the Army gets involved with my vagina.
she got the mcdonald's logo tattooed on her ass. sober. yesterday at noon.
Just killed a snake in my bed! And by killed I mean hit repeatedly with my fist. And by snake I mean a lump in the covers. And I pissed my pants.
she's sitting there like the lesbian godfather. A cigarette in one hand and a titty in the other.
Literally just napped at strip club. Don't know how long
He told me he wished he could shrink down to a small size so he could live inside my cleavage
Holy shit, we're married as fuck.
he's really high and upset. he just found out alice from the brady bunch died
He is obviously into the really short sex we have.
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