guess who came home with a hottie last night
Def drugged
that was after robitussin, alcohol, and chocolate sauce... but before we finished pregaming
I don't care how bad it tastes, i just put it in my mouth and deal with it
I think drunk me is telling hungover me something... I just have to crack the code.
It's going to be great. They guy at the store said 3 shots and you won't be able to feel your face or stop smiling.
I feel like I would bang a guy with a dick piercing just to say I have...like climbing a huge mountain or somethig
why is there a clump of hair nailed to my wall?
He burst into tears while I was blowing him. NEVER giving a bj for a graduation present again.
Don't bother coming over to clean the mess. I already paid two kids 5 bucks for it, just didn't tell them you peed all over the place. You do owe me 5 bucks though
I basically have a picture with a half naked foreign exchange student. He kept screaming rolltide and i felt like a traitor
its cute though when you google his name more than one mug shot comes up from different states
it's just weird to think of you as a teacher since ive seen you throw up raspberry bacardi in my parents house
You know your acid trip is going well when the orange you're eating gives you a life lesson
I think I was just hit on by Jesus Christ. This is not okay. Bad Touch. I NEED AN ADULT!
Calm the hell down, it's just stoner Bob.
All I did today was eat pizza and use my vibrator.
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