I wish we had a justin bieber to wanna fuck when we were younger... But noooo we just had hanson
FYI angry masturbation is not as cool angry sex
The guy in 209 is masturbating with the door cracked again
we smoked out of your homemade aunt jamima bong
Wedding cake is always the best dance partner. In the corner. With a jack and coke. And while I'm crying. Listening to "Almost Paradise".
Dude, nobody just eats a banana these days. This chick wanted it. She wanted to get down with Charlie Brown.
I told him if he wanted to lose weight he had to learn self control. Less than ten minutes after that I ate a cookie off the floor...
So when he asked me to go on a date tonight, I didn't think the words "have you tried a suppository" would be part of the evening.
I AM A SEXUAL NIGHTMARE
All my female reproductive organs were screaming HELL YES last night.
I went to smoke a bowl and realized that my lighter is out and there's still frozen blueberries in my bong... I need to reevaluate my life...
Be there in 20. Want icecream?
sex. I want sex. I like where your heads at though.
We dont have cups... so were doing shots out of bowls like puppies
Lesbians just stole my cat :(
I NEED HELP. IM TRIPPIN BAWLS IN THE BACK OF MY MOMS CAR.
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