I just got stood up by an 18 yr old. fmylife.
that john and kate plus 8 dude has ruined asians for me
We tried to play doctor all sexually then he was taking down my 'symptoms' I said I needed to puke he thought it was part of the game
Just for future reference: milk is NOT a good mixer no matter how drunk you are.
i wanna pet his head its so fluffy. were gonna open a petting zoo
Just had a random flashback of you tickling some guy's nipple with your claw ring, and then him moaning and stripping in the middle of the bar. You give good memories.
To be honest i'm almost glad he got arrested. His girlfriend and i kept making out so i'm pretty sure the alternative was a threesome. Now we're just the trashy girls who visit him in jail.
We really have to stop convincing people tazing is the cool thing to do.
We were so hungover we fell asleep in Goodyear waiting for them to fix her car. At 4 in the afternoon on a Sunday. The workers apparently didnt want to vacuum because they didn't want to wake us.
Pretty sure my first birthday present will be a pic of an 18-year-old's cock. And I am OK with that
Appreciate the offer but I'm a huge fan of penis
It's amazing what a couple of orgasms can do for a girls demeanor.
I think I might start referring to your vagina as a separate being now
He said watch this and then went and tripped into a group of 40 year old women, now he's leaving the club with them.
Fucking hate kids. In particular I hate our kids.
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